The Truth behind 10 User Photos you find on Myspace or Facebook

By | May 8, 2007

Photo Type: Guy with beard on couch

What They Want You to Think: Sit on couch a lot, has a beard
The Truth: Sit on couch a lot, has a beard

Photo Type: Close up of Breast
What They Want You to Think: Sexy and Naughty
The Truth: Fat

Photo Type: Dark and Brooding
What They Want You to Think: Doesn’t Care
The Truth: Dangerous, possibly a pirate
Photo Type: Disney Cartoon Character
What They Want You to Think: Cute, Playful
The Truth: Immature

Photo Type: Face at awkward downward angle
What They Want You to Think: Eccentric, Possibly supermodel
The Truth: Unattractive, this is the only good picture ever taken

Photo Type: Blurry
What They Want You to Think: Artistic
The Truth: Has acne or moustache
Photo Type: Anime
What They Want You to Think: Eccentric, maybe Japanese
The Truth: Computer programmer
Photo Type: Holding so sort of alcoholic beverage
What They Want You to Think: Fun, laid back
The Truth: There has never been a photo where they weren’t holding a bottle
Photo Type: Very closely cropped
What They Want You to Think: Enigmatic
The Truth: Fat
Photo Type: Dude jamming on guitar
What They Want You to Think: He is in a popular band and rocks all the time
The Truth: Umemployed

3 thoughts on “The Truth behind 10 User Photos you find on Myspace or Facebook

  1. Anonymous

    Wow. You never seemed mean or bitchy until this post. Do you have fun calling random strangers fat and ugly? What does that say about you? I’d rather be fat and ugly on the outside than on the inside because the outside can be fixed.

  2. Ybother

    Hi,

    I got this post in my email so I posted it on my blog. It is pretty funny. Try to take it with a light heart ya? Thanks for reading my blog.

  3. Marlon

    Sorry, but Tweety is NOT a Disney Character…
    I wonder what the author of this post looks like, probably hairy, fat and ugly, with no job and alcohol problems… or not. *burp*

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