Category Archives: Humour

Top 10 Hilarious Ideas

1. Panic PIN You use this PIN at the ATM when you are being robbed. Say if your PIN is 1234, you key in 4321 (in reverse order) at the ATM. You will still be accepted and can withdraw money. But the police will be notified to come and rescue you. You can also give… Read More »

10 More Smart Insults from Famous People

1. “I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx 2. “Here lies my wife: here let her lie ! “ 3. She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age. – Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor) 4. Joan always cries a lot. Her tear… Read More »

10 Smart Insults from Famous People

1. “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire” Winston Churchill 2. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it” Mark Twain 3. “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends” Oscar Wilde 4. “I am enclosing two… Read More »

Top 10 Ways Not To Die

Dying is bad. It is even worse if your final act of stupidity is mocked in eternity by the internet community. From The Darwin Awards, 1. No Smoking(17 April 2006, England) There’s always someone who thinks good advice doesn’t apply to him. For example, if a doctor advises that the one thing you must not… Read More »